Sunday, January 29, 2006
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1/29/2006 02:40:00 PM
Anti pick-up linesMan: Haven't I seem you some place before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there?
1/29/2006 02:32:00 PM
Thursday, January 19, 2006
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1/19/2006 03:41:00 PM
Saturday, January 07, 2006
LifE is nOt a ReheaRsAl. We livE oNly onCe~~ "THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE BODY"My mother used to ask me what is the most important part of the body. Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct answer. When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, "My ears, Mommy." She said, "No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon." Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer. So this time I told her, "Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be "Our eyes." She looked at me and told me, "You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind." Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years, Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, "No. But you are getting smarter every year, my child." Then one year, my grandfather died.Everybody was hurt. Everybody was crying. Even my father cried. I remember that especially because it was only the second time I saw him cry. My Mom looked at me when it was our turn to say our final good-bye to my Grandfather. She asked me, "Do you know the most important body part yet, my dear?" I was shocked when she asked me this now. I always thought this was a game between her and me. She saw the confusion on my face and told me, "This question is very important. It shows that you have really lived in your life. For every body part you gave me in the past, I have told you were wrong and I have given you an example why. But today is the day you need to learn this important lesson." She looked down at me as only a mother can. I saw her eyes well up with tears. She said, "My dear, the most important body part is your shoulder." I asked, "Is it because it holds up my head?" She replied, "No, it is because it can hold the head of a friend or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime in life, my dear. I only hope that you have enough love and friends that you will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it."Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a selfish one. It is sympathetic to the pain of others. People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel. The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings a blessing to everyone who passes it on. Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you always know they are there. Share this with a friend, I just did.
1/07/2006 11:11:00 AM
Sunday, January 01, 2006
RECOGNIZING A STROKEDuring a BBQ a friend stumbled and took a little fall - sheassured everyone that she was fine (they offered to callparamedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food -while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoyingherself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later tellingeveryone that his wife had been taken to the hospital.At 6:00pm, Ingrid passed away. She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ- had they known how to iden! tify the signs of a stroke perhapsIngrid would be with us today. It only takes a minute to read this-A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally.He saidthe trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed and getting tothe patient within 3 hours which is toughRECOGNIZING A STROKERead and Learn!Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify.Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The strokevictim may suffer brain damage when people nearby fail to recognizethe symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize astroke by asking three simple questions:1. *Ask the individual to SMILE.2. *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.3. *Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) - (i.e. .. It is sunny out today)If he or she has trouble with any of these tasks,call 9-1-1 immediately and describe the symptoms to thedispatcher.After discovering that a group of non-medical volunteersCould identify facial weakness, arm weakness and speech problems,researchers urged the general public to learn the three questions.They presented their conclusions at the American Stroke Association's annual meeting last February.Widespread use of this test could result in prompt diagnosis andtreatment of the stroke and prevent brain damage
1/01/2006 02:29:00 PM
