Thursday, September 22, 2005
Blonde tales
- A BLONDE dyed her hair brown as she was tired of being teased.
She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. She said to the farmer: "If i could tell you how mant sheep you have in total, could I have one?"
The farmer agreed so she quickly counted them and said 91.The farmer looked around astonished and said: "Fine, take one"
As she was walking back to her car, the farmer said:"If I guess your natural hair colour correctly, could I have my sheep dog back?"
2.a blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said; "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed:"Ouch!"
Then she touched her nose and cried:"Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said:"See? It hurt everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said:" Don't worry. It's not serious. You"ve just got a broken index finger."
9/22/2005 08:36:00 AM
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
9/21/2005 04:12:00 PM
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
doraemonchange the world by inuyashaI am by inuyashaMy will by inuyashaAi no Uta
by inuyashaDearest
by inuyashaEvery heart by inuyashaFukai Mori by inuyashaGrip by inuyashaNo more words
by inuyashaOwarinai Yume by inuyashaShinjitsu no Uta by inuyashaYura Yura by inuyashaOne Day,One Dream by inuyashaANGELUS
by inuyashaBrand New World by inuyashaCome
by inuyashaFour Seasons by inuyasha
9/20/2005 02:29:00 PM
Sunday, September 18, 2005
A miracle
9/18/2005 04:55:00 PM
PSALM 23
The Lord is my real boss, and I shall not want.
He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me.
He gently reminds me to pray
and do all things without
murmuring and complaining.
He reminds me that he is my source and not my job.
He restores my sanity everyday
and guides my decisions that
I might honor him in all that I do.
Even though I face absurd amounts of e-mails,
system crashes, unrealistic deadlines, budget cutbacks,
gossiping co-workers, discriminating supervisors and
an aging body that doesn't cooperate every morning,
I still will not stop---
for He is with me His presence,
His peace, and His power
will see me through.
He raises me up, even when they fail to promote me.
He claims me as His own,
even when the company threatens to let me go.
His Faithfulness and love is better
than any bonus cheque.
His retirement plan beats every 401K there is!
When it's all said and done,
I'll be working for Him a whole lot
longer and for that,
I BLESS HIS HOLY NAME!!!!!!
Amen!
9/18/2005 04:47:00 PM
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Would you ever have guessed? The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live,on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
Elepahnts are the only animals that cannot jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish have no brains.
Polar bears are left-handed.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
9/11/2005 02:56:00 PM
No guns, just a son's loveAn old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have hepled him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his his son and mentioned his predicament:
"Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time.
"I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
"If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I kow you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.Love,Dad."
shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For heaven's ,dad, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4am the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to tell his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Plant your potatoes, dad.It's the best I can do for you at this time."
9/11/2005 02:43:00 PM
Think of the have-nots and stop complaining Today before you think of saying an unkind word, think of someone who can't speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food, think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your spouse, think of somone who's crying for a companion.
Before you complain about life, think of someone who went too early to heaven.
Before you complain about your chlidren think of someone who can't have any.
Before you argue about your dirty house, think of thr people who are living on the sheet.
Before whining about the distance you drive, think of someone who has to walk.
And when you are tired and complain about your job, think of the unemployed and those who wish they had your job.
When depressing thoughts pull you down, put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive.
Life is a gift, live it, enjoy it, celebrate it.
9/11/2005 01:47:00 PM
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
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Monday, September 05, 2005
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9/05/2005 10:38:00 AM
hi everyone it has been a long time since i blog have been very busy lately..... so tired... miss all of you all....... gtg will blog when i am free see you....
9/05/2005 08:54:00 AM
