1.Outside a muffler shop:
NO appointment necessary, we hear you coming.
2.Outside a hotel:
Help! We need inn-experienced people.
3.On a desk in a reception room:
We shoot every 3rd salesman,and the 2nd one just left.
4.In a veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes.Sit!Stay!
5.At the electric company:
We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill.However, if you don't you will be.
6.On the door of a computer store:
Out for a quick byte.
7.In a restaurant windows.
Don't stans there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.
8.Inside a bowling alley:
Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
9.In the front yard of a funeral home:
Drive carefully, we'll wait.
10.In a counsellor's office:
Growing old is mandatory,growing wise is optional.