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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Blonde tales
  1. A BLONDE dyed her hair brown as she was tired of being teased.

She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. She said to the farmer: "If i could tell you how mant sheep you have in total, could I have one?"

The farmer agreed so she quickly counted them and said 91.The farmer looked around astonished and said: "Fine, take one"

As she was walking back to her car, the farmer said:"If I guess your natural hair colour correctly, could I have my sheep dog back?"

2.a blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said; "Show me where."

The blonde touched her own arm and screamed:"Ouch!"

Then she touched her nose and cried:"Ouch!"

She looked at her doctor and said:"See? It hurt everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said:" Don't worry. It's not serious. You"ve just got a broken index finger."


Innocence
9/22/2005 08:36:00 AM


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Innocence gone without my submission

Innocence lost through another’s plan
Innocence no longer for another man

Innocence turned to hatred and fear
Innocence gone, no man can come near

Innocence taken from a little girl’s heart
Innocence replaced by mistrust, you thought you were smart

Innocence disappears like dew in the sun
Innocence faded before it’s begun

Innocence obscured like a cloud over the moon
Innocence ripped away too soon